Today 1/3 of our staff was was gone and we have noticed a "slight" correlation between the amount of teachers out and the amount of kids in trouble. We get a radio call that "kids walked out of Blankity Blank Blank's class." ...No worries, I think, Kids walk out of class all the time. My response to that radio call was "yeah, how many?"...our security dude answers "All of them"...Well that's really a first for us. My compadres grabbed some paper and pens and headed over to the building to round up the kids. Ironically, one student was left in the class. He may be one of the top 3 worst students we have. Evil kid too. But he stayed behind. Now that's a first.
We also had ranch thrown on someone's head by one of the top 3 most annoying kids we have (and that's not an understatement)...it turns out a girl socked him and to get her back he threw a bowl of ranch on her. 2 badass little ditchers got 2 chill peppers from a security guard (not one of ours, seriously) and wanted to prove they're "womaness'...they cried after eating them and ran to the bathroom...I secretly appreciated that punishment. We suspended a few kids...but no "prohibited-substances problems" (that we know of) happened.
A friend of mine asked "Do you work at a prison?" after hearing a description of my day. Sadly, no, I work at a high school. He then said my story makes him want to drink. Join the club, amigo.
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